Whale

Whales are robots created by the government to eat political dissidents.

I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".

by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021

whale time

jumping onto someone like a breaching whale

zach said whale time as he jumped onto his friend.

by eatasssmokegrass May 9, 2019

whale meat

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.

Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.

by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024

whale

a whale is user kalishabestie. all her posts flop and she’s really mean. the whale had an uglee umbrella academy header 😂😂😂

person 1: omg have you seen the whale?
person 2: oh yeah kalishabestie on twitter !!

by lunchboxdates September 27, 2020

trumpbacked whale

A loud and obnoxious Trump loyalist who perpetuates his lies and rejects his criminal offenses.

Another trumpbacked whale is headed for prison.

by Tahobo March 23, 2024

Humpback Whale

two really gay whales

"humpback whales are gay"

by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

Whaling

When someone is over reacting.

Wow Hailey is totally whaling right now.

by Jayrs03 December 31, 2017