i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

I don't want to call you

That means i don't love you🤷🏼 ♀️

Ethan"I don't want to call you"
Samatha"You don't love me?"
Ethan"No"

by bigslongdick._ February 26, 2022

Hugo I

Hugo likes to vape and suck pp and he will die a little homo virgin.

The definition of Hugo is a cool way of saying someone is a gordo

by Yusin bumm February 27, 2022

The meaning of Petar's I love you to Nikolina

The meaning of Petar's "I love you" to his girlfriend Nikolina I love you and will love you for as long as you don't betray my trust in you.
That means forever like ever even do she's dumb sometimes even do she doubts her self even if she sad some times depressed messy what ever she can think of reason for him to leave her he will not cuz her boyfriend aka Petar loves her until the end of time

The meaning of Petar's I love you to Nikolina
Nikolina: I'm sad I feel alone

Petar: I love you you dumbass ass I will always be here

by Pecy February 27, 2022

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

I Am....World Tour

The Tour was originally created by the American Singer Beyoncé Knowles and she has teared the roof off of the Garden yes the all most viewed place in New York City,Madison Square Garden Arena and The original person that it was for was Beyoncé's Alter Ego Sasha Fierce yes the original name of the world tour was named I Am......Sasha Fierce to introduce her new Album released in 2008 named I Am

Shanell: Girl did you see that full concert on channel 13 ABC last night?
Navedea:Girl yassss the Queen Bey Killed it on stage gurl.
Jay-Z:Hey ladies whats up?
Shanell:OMG ITS JAY-Z!!!!!!!
Navedea:OMG ITS HER HUSBAND HES SUPER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beyoncé:Hey Beyhive fans!!!!!
Navedea:OMG I JUST WANNA FAINT IN MY CHAIR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Shanell:OMG ITS THE LEGEND,THE ALL LEGENDARY QUEEN,BEYONCÉ!!!!!!!!!!!I AM....WORLD TOUR MEANS SASHA FIERCE!!!!!!!!!

by Keyoncé12222 March 1, 2022

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022