Alaskan titty fuck

When you get a girls tits as cold as ice by making her stick em in a freezer, or stand outside naked in the cold, then you go to town on em.

You: "That bitch was being ornery so i stuck her outside naked, and then gave her the ol' Alaskan titty fuck!"

Friend "Word."

by Paddleford July 27, 2008

Fuck Yo Chicken

The act of expressing absolutly nothing of concern to someones property, or "chicken"

"hey, my BK original chicken was cold."
"FUCK YO CHICKEN NIGGA"

by mcsmokesalotpimpin234545 October 18, 2008

fuck with my happy

to upset someone, or burst their bubble.
deliver bad news or intentionally say something to ruin a good situation for another person.

"Dude, give me back the keys to my car, or Jenny finds out about last night."
"Dont you even fucking dare. Dont fuck with my happy man."

by joev August 28, 2007

Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."

by soupersalad May 13, 2016

canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010

the great circle of fuck

When someone screws you over and within a short amount of time gets screwed over as well.

That ass clown hit my car, and tried to drive off. A cop pulls him over a half mile away and tickets the jackass for hit and run. Welcome to the great circle of fuck.

by krusty123 May 31, 2010

dumb fucking dumby

a step child. Usually one that annoys the piss out of you and needs to have the shit kicked out of them.

Step Dad: I got home last night and the step kid was being annoying as hell
Man: Tell that dumb fucking dumby to shut the fuck up.

Step Dad: You won't believe what the Dumb fucking dumby did last night.
Man: You mean the DFD.
Step Dad: Yeah him

by step dad February 24, 2008