Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

Man, yo!

A term used when something is so suprisingly ridiculous, you cannot find the words to explain your utter speechlessness.

Cole: "That bitch got all that orange make-up shit on!"

Van: "Man, yo!"

by Painkiller625 August 1, 2011

Man-Hoe

A Man-Hoe is a Male who goes around asking Random people out, and whom is desperate for a gf.

(Rlly if you have girl bestfriends automatically while dating sum body)

Lucas- “Aye!, Do you wanna go out shortie.?”.
Angelica-“No, I don’t even know you like dat.”.
Lucas- “Don’t worry shortie, you’ll get to know me..”.
Angelica- “No thanks.”
(5Secs later on if story)
Lucas-*Single ready to mingle*.
*Lucas is now a Man-Hoe*

by Mariheartz April 29, 2019

Meat Manned

When a Parody Twitter account uses the wrong account, mistaking it for another one.

You used the wrong account, you meat manned.

by GhostlyWriter April 12, 2025

The best man in the universe

Christopher Bangchan

Christopher Bangchan, quite literally the best man in the universe!!

by Mickey!! March 28, 2023

Tainton Manning

A Tainton Manning is the act of dropping some fat taint on a girl's face, and then having a career less successful than Tom Brady.

I gave this girl from tinder a Tainton Manning, but my career is less successful than Tom Brady.

by DonBIll September 12, 2016

Five man deep

When u tool with a squad of five people

Yeah Ight gang we rolling five man deep

by TTKO_DON April 19, 2022