1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.
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Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
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Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
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MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.
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