i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback

Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom

by ur moum October 30, 2022

I shook Pussy

You were so scared or nervous your personal pussy shook. If you don’t have a pussy then idk what to say

Bro I saw this pretty girl. She said hi to me and I Shook Pussy

by Oej June 27, 2022

I like dick

I like dick means that someone likes a person named Dick.

Robert: I like dick
Jeffrey Thundercock: Did you mean you like the person named Dick?
Robert: yea ofc

by BabbleBoy June 11, 2024

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024

And I oop

2019 summer vibes. Sksksksksksk and and I oop is your definition.

- drops hydro flask - “And I oop!!! Sksksksk!!”

by cloudyxfrendx August 15, 2020

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025