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dirty bag of carrots

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.
She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.
by 68guns March 18, 2009
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Dirty Clam Sandwich

When one guy is eating a girl out while another guy is in behind licking her bum hole
Cory and I gave his girlfriend a dirty clam sandwich last night. It was fucking awesome!!!!
by m_steph55 July 27, 2010
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Dirty D Delight

Tossing a woman's salad while having a dip in. Use Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen for best results.
I wanted to do something sexual to her, but I did not want to spit out my D....so I settled for a Dirty D Delight.
by Kneel before Christ September 14, 2010
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Dirty Bin Laden

A full fecal beard, which is received when motorboating a girl's butt cheeks.
Dude, I gave myself a Dirty Bin Laden when I was motorboating Michelle last night!
by ZEBRA-NINER June 18, 2010
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Dirty Bieber Secrets

A blog where jb fans write about their sexual fantasies with Justin Bieber.It creeps the fuck out of any normal human being.
"Oh my god, JB will freak out when he reads all those DBS(dirty bieber secrets)

"Want to be creeped out? go to www.dirtybiebersecrets.tumblr.com
by Baladeaparis September 5, 2011
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Dirty Payton

A girl who always picks her nose and eats the bogeys during sex, and it is the only thing that gets her off
I was fucking that girls for hours and she just wouldn’t cum! She must be a dirty Payton
by Macandcheese23 March 27, 2020
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dirty parody names

Names or labels derived by sexual terms and other ennuendo by manipulating the spelling and also adding spaces when necessary. The purpose of these fake (though sometimes authentic and realistic) names is for humor and hilarity, and, most of the time, all in good fun. Below is a list of some of them.
A. Nelprober, Amanda Mount, Anita Hanjaab, Annie Position, Ben Dover, Ben Overbich, Betty Phuckzer, Buster Cherry, C. Mike Rack, Dick Ramdass, Dixon Kuntz, E. Normus Peter, Eric Shun, Harry P. Ness, Harry Sach, Helda Dick, Hugh Jass, Ima Homeau, Jack Mehoff, Jenny Talya, Liz Bien, Madame Dick Burns, Mike Hunt, Mike Rotch, Moe Lester, Pat Myaz, Phil Accio, Phil Mehard, Ruben Z. Clitz, Shara Dick, Tara Dikoff, Wayne Kerr, Wilma Dickfit.
by Flatlander March 21, 2005
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