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by multi retarded boy October 22, 2020
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Sidewinder poop

When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.
"There is a sidewinder poop wrapped around the bowl 2 full times."
by sherri421 June 17, 2009
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poop dent

Aka the skid marks left behind after a massive duece
Carl: Man I just left behind some massive poop dents in your toilet bro!!

Tom: Oh man what the fuck did u eat man?!
by Hot (Carl) February 05, 2012
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Poop Cruise

An infamous cruise from St. Maarten to Mobile in 2013 during which power was lost and passengers started pooping all over the ship.
My Aunt and Uncle were on the Poop Cruise.
by American Expressed April 11, 2013
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poop sleeve

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.
Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!
by MayBBayB February 16, 2010
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poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.
Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.
by tubstep January 20, 2012
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Poop Cookies

cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.
"Grandma are you making poop cookies?"
"No ;) "
by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011
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