van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.
"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked
by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008
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Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 24, 2019
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Van regenmortel

THE BEST MATH TEACHER EVER❤️❤️❤️❤️🍆
by Wetasspussyy November 04, 2020
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van regenmortel

-Oh you’re a van regenmortel!
Oh thanks u too
by Wetasspussyy November 03, 2020
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van mode

the act of using a vehicle to harass, scare, or kill civilians.
I’m about to go van mode on these kids.
by hannah10e August 23, 2023
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Van Z

1. A wonderful, light brown haired boy who I’ve gotten the pleasure of being with for the past year and a half. He’s funny, sweet, and cute. His eyes are light blue and he’s somewhat tall. Van has freckles scattered on his face and on some other parts of his body. Van’s my favorite person and I love him very much.

2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.
1. Me: “Van Z is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”
by SnowFreckles December 21, 2022
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National Vans day

Everybody should wear vans on August 30, to celebrate national vans day💙
Hey what shoes are you wearing tomorrow ? Vans for national vans day!!
by journeyfaiyaz August 30, 2021
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