Vagina Therapy

The process by which a man mends a broken heart (i.e. bangs every woman possible to forget his ex and his grief).

Mike: Dude, I'm so depressed. My girlfriend dumped me.
Trent: No problem, man. We're going to Vegas and we're going to get you some serious Vagina Therapy. You'll be right as rain in no time!

by nateforthepeepz June 16, 2009

Vagina Headbutt

When a woman (usually heafty, fat provides cushion) willingly subjegates herself to "vaginal headbutting", another form of weird fat-chick pleasuring

Beatrice begged me to give her a round of Vagina headbuttings, but she was too gross...so i punched her fat fuckin face instead

by A-Spot January 23, 2006

rat's vagina

Another term used for saying something like, "I don't give a crap" or "Who gives a shit?" or "Who gives a rat's ass?"

"I don't give a rat's vagina what Suzy says."

"Who gives a rat's vagina?!"

by Krita January 16, 2007

vagina meat

This term refers to the beefy area around a woman vaginal opening, extending from the crease where the thighs meat the torso up to approximately two inches below the belly button.

A man was going to go down on his woman, but her vagina meat was all harry and nasty.

by huntdogg365 November 15, 2010

Vagina Warriors

A lame excuse for a softball team of boys who think they're hot shit, but lets be honest, they're all just pussys.

Hey did you see the game?

Yeah, this one kid on the Vagina Warriors really got his ass handed to him.

by bluejackets April 12, 2005

vagina burger

a soon to be released sandwich at burgerking, made with only the best beef from the rear of the female cow. Created after the great success with the cockmeat sandwich. my be ordered as the clit combo.

customer: "I'll take a sweet tea and a vagina burger please."
Drive thru attendant: " Oh im sorry those have not yet been released at this resteraunt."
customer: " No!! I've been craving some vagina all day! Oh well i guess i could still get some from your mom."

by mr corndog December 9, 2008

Vagina spray

spray that is made to taste and smell like vagina.

That vagina spray taste like fish

by Edmun July 10, 2007