Bleach biscuits

Describes the aroma of 1-3 day old sperm mixed with dirty laundry

I walked into my 16 year old brothers room and the place smelled like bleach biscuits stink jizz cum
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by thickburger17 June 10, 2016

Fancy Biscuit

Icing-like jizz covering the backside roll of a muffin top on a loafy ass; often resulting from abruptly pulling out from doggy-style mid-ejaculation.

Used as a verb...
Dude1: "Did you donkey punch her?!"
Dude2: "No, but Fancy Biscuited that ass!"

by Encyclopedia BriDanicaPatrick August 26, 2016

boxer biscuits

Someone goes #2 in their boxers.

Joe made some boxer biscuits when the person jumped out and scared him.

by PlasmaSpock November 19, 2017

ketchup biscuit

the sister term to "sticky biscuit," a group of period-synced cunts rub out their mentrual blood simultaneously over a biscuit, the cunt with the least amount of flow must eat the biscuit ('least flow eats the dough')

Sally: What do you cunts want to do this evening?
Kaitlyn: How about we play ketchup biscuit since our cycles have now synced?
Sally: That's a fantastic idea.

by jizzjesusgodtitties69 October 20, 2018

box of biscuits

A box of biscuits is a slang word for money meaning one hundred and fifty pounds. It is commonly used in the south of England.

How much do I owe you? "That will be a box of biscuits"

by biscuit2369 February 11, 2014

biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 5, 2013

Ho Biscuits

Titties

She’s a nice lady with a tremendous pair of ho biscuits

by CeeeTeee September 23, 2019