Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

Popcorn machine

Used in reference to jumping high after getting faked out in a basketball game.

Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.

by johnarmorbingham March 15, 2024

slut machine

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.

Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!

by Snarpan June 13, 2017

Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016

Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019

Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun

She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun

by Tallo April 14, 2020

Drewing machine

The act of masturbating behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025