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Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
Blow it like a sperm whale babe
by Gymjones July 2, 2021
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities
Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite
by False_Hydra September 12, 2023
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tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017
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Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
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Whale

Blayre Skidmore is a Whale
by Big papi 246&3$4$; April 21, 2020
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Shadow of Whales

They are an amazing band. They are one of the most sweetest and most kindest guys in the world. They are so caring and they love and care for every one of their fans. They have the best smiles in the world, and they are always so nice to everyone.
I love Shadow of whales. They are so amazing.
by Shadowofalex June 23, 2018
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