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A noun for a failure.

Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.

by squintyeyes January 17, 2005

Nastiful

The combination of Nasty and Awful

Cletus: "bro how many banana splits have you eaten in yo life"
Cornelius: "nah g i dont like bananas they are nastiful asf"

by CringePenis January 9, 2021

The Books of Rancid Nasties

It's a series of books that serve as doctrines for the Lupearian faith. It is believed that the Lupearians came into existence around 334 BC and influenced the homosexual behaviors exhibited in ancient Greece.

The Books of Rancid Nasties, hold the knowledge of endless homosexual rituals that are preformed by sworn in Lupearians.

It is speculated that the last living decadent of the Lupearians, lurks in the Southern most tip of Texas, that continues to uphold the rituals of the Books of Rancid Nasties.

Last sighting of an Alpba Lupearian, was in an Allied US cave and is awaiting to convert the next dirty jerbear to continue the belief of the Lupearians.

I prayed over the Books of Rancid Nasties, and was enlightened by the wisdom of the Lupearians.

by Charles J. Joans March 4, 2021

Nasty Capri Sun

When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw

Hey man, I heard you gave your wife a Nasty Capri Sun last night

by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021

nasty goat

When one puts goat cheese on another’s genitals and scrapes it off with there foot.

Person a: yooooo I just got nasty goat last night: person b: that’s lit bro no way

by yopersboy March 10, 2021

Nasty Adam

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up in your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.

I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.

by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021

Nasty Adam

The Nasty Adam:

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.

I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.

by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021