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Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019
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Angry Beaver

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!
Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft
by Mr. Freckles 69 February 9, 2018
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Beaver sheaver

I found some beaver sheaver at the river
by Beaver shearer December 4, 2024
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Beaver dam

I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee
by redneckmikey April 16, 2022
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Beaver Branch

When a women has so much pubic hair that it dreads and forms a small brown or black penis just above the Clit.
Steven P. Nichols-"I banged this dirty hippy chick and she totally had a Beaver Branch"
by Poop shack October 23, 2009
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Beaver butt

A person who resembles Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head, especially when making a weird smile or laughing at something that isn’t actually that funny. Or A chaotic chant used to summon maximum stupidity in a friend group. Usually repeated rapidly and gets dumber each time.
Quit giggling like that, beavis. You’re being a real beaver butt.
by Grahmr October 29, 2025
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