Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events

put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test

by Alpino February 1, 2023

Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence

Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal

by jjournall June 23, 2022

CLOGGED BRAIN

STUPID, DAMN, IDIOT, USELESS, AIRHEAD

PLEASE HIRE A PLUMBER TO CLEAR YOUR CLOGGED BRAIN.

by GHENYGHEN April 18, 2010

angel brains

When a person is always thinking about the well being of others almost as much as an angel. Or a girl that once you have sex with her, your brain turns to mush because her vagina was too heavenly for you to even.

Stephanie's angel brains sent me straight to the E.R. it was so Godly.

by dstorm94 June 13, 2016

Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.

"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"

by That One Girl from Wisconsin March 6, 2017

Chipotle Brain

The feeling you get after eating a burrito and taco from anywhere but Chipotle, then every picture of a chain restaurant looks like a Chipotle. Often associated as a form of food coma.

"Cate sent me a snapchat from a foodcourt and I had really bad Chipotle Brain."

by thepoetix May 27, 2014

Elliott Brain

a person that makes a joke that backfires on them.

yeah you shouldnt joke about death you "Elliott Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021