shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.

I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.

by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019

spank daddy shop

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by Spank Daddy Canada December 28, 2024

Hun shop

A Glasgow Rangers football club pub
A pub anywhere in the world, but most probably in Glasgow, Scotland, where everyone is a Rangers FC supporter (probably bigoted supporters of the British union, but not necessarily).

“Let’s go to the Toby Jug, it’s only £1.99 a pint!”
“Fuck that, it’s a hun shop.”

by Roddy McTawdry May 25, 2022

Chicken Shop

Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.

Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad

Aye man, you know our uncle got that deli down the street? It's a chicken shop.

by NobleKonig May 28, 2024

Urban Shopping

When your unprepared ass steals from food and other resources from your neighbors and other people in your area.

I caught three hood rats in the middle of urban shopping my neighbor's house.

by RealRolexGuy March 18, 2020