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Smeagol(she-me-gal)

The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.
In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.

As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.
by Bunkybastard September 25, 2018
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She-a-ria

'She-a-ria' ponounced 'she-ah-rreah' similarly to diahhorea, short for She's a Ria

A phrase used to describe the entitled weave-wearing bitch woman who you may encounter on urban streets. She's often seen sucking her teeth and neglecting her infant children.

The phrase is derived from the chavvy aunt who came back from holiday pregnant and proudly exhibits her clubbing days through slutty pics she posts on facebook
Woman: *hits Emily with shopping trolley*"you gonna just stand there in my way like dat!"

Emily: "sorry I didn't see you"
Woman: *sucks teeth, bats 3 inch eyelashes and struts past*
Emily to friend: "god, she-a-ria"
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why doesen't she text me back?

You will find some one better!
1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
by Madderfackker March 21, 2018
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that's what she said

A saying that dirty people made up to say in normal situations to act as a not-so-normal situation.

You're probably confused. Just look at the examples :)
birthday kid: i'll blow all of them at once!
invited friend: that's what she said

School Teacher: Stop talking and get back to work, boys
student: that's what she said

Struggling math student: it's so hard T^T
top of the class student: that's what she said
by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018
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she is such a culloden

A fat lazy bitch who will fuck any guy just to get some dick even when shes in a relationship usually riddled with diseases
Damn did you see tyrons girl last night at the party she is such a culloden yeah she tried sucking me off i was like no way your tyrons girl
by Thugish king May 21, 2018
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She Got Crotch

Damn that girl Tina, she got crotch.
by I Got Bitches March 20, 2019
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She doesn’t drink alcohol

It means am not religious but I don’t like alcohol, sparkle water, fizzy drinks ( healthy body)
She doesn’t drink alcohol stop putting gas in her drink!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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