Platonic Top

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.

"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."

by Azeban September 12, 2020

Top porch

A hair style with bangs

Gurl, your new haircut looks great. I am in love with that top porch!

by JusJack May 24, 2017

Top Knot

A man who puts his hair up in a bun-like styling. This can be worn on the top, rear, or sides of the head and is considered to be the worst hairstyle among men these days.

Karen: "Damn look at Matt over there with his hair in a bun."
Kyle: "Jesus, that is so gross, what a top knot!"

by ikennoteven March 3, 2021

top of the lungs

(Noun)Where you store your lightest oxegyn and lose it due to more air

(Verb)you SCREEEEEE at the top of your lungs

(Adjective)you stop screaming at the top of your lungs

Gym teacher:Breath in and out and at the top of the lungs

Oxygen: oh shit

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 23, 2021

Top Villians

filthy fucks.

were gunna drink some four lokos with Top Villians

by sw3et July 4, 2010

Guffin Top

When your muffin top becomes so large it moulds to become part of your gunt.

Oh, what a glorious guffin top she has!

Hanging out with the guffin top out.

by Lolatron88 January 16, 2014

Tip Top

Superb condition/situation

Snatch (2000)
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: sarcastically, as he pulls the caravan door off trying to open it Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

by Kazan25 March 14, 2016