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Anytwo five elevennis?

A common query in Victor Borge's inflationary language, in which all words with numbers in them have that number "increased" by one. A sentence like "You look wonderful tonight" becomes "You look twoderful threenight". "Anytwo five elevennis?" therefore translates into regular English as "Anyone for tennis?"
When we got to the country club, I was deflnined to see that the golf course was closed until Threesday, five I had really looked fiveward to hitting a hole in two. Luckily, my twoderful friend Knine pointed out that the elevennis court had opened at one o'clock noon. I was so thrilled that I gave her a high six and said "Anytwo five elevennis?"
by Alex-2598 April 6, 2021
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Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.
"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"
by DardaDos September 1, 2005
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Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.
Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.
by Whyitsmama July 15, 2015
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high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"
josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that
by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022
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Crispy High Five

A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!
I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.
by Phillipedoor July 15, 2016
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Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic
“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020
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Punch High-Five

Pretending to "bump fists" and then opening your palm up at the last second to high-five eachother.
Person 1: I just won the lottery!

Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!

*High five*

Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
by Wellmanator March 7, 2009
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