Johnny Cash

Jesus Christ himself.
To put it short, Cash was a country musician (he also did blues, folk, rock & roll, and gospel) who was born in Kingsland, Arkansas, on February 26, 1932, and sadly passed away from diabetes on September 12, 2003, at the age of 71.

Johnny Cash forever!

by 7568ino September 28, 2023

Flag

Get the Johnny Cash mug.

Johnny Cash

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.

"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

Flag

Get the Johnny Cash mug.

Johnny from Sing

The gigachad full-released monkey of them all. He is also the reason that monkeys haven't gone extinct.

Person 1: Man fuck being a human, i wanna return to monke
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes

by TheOpposite May 09, 2022

Flag

Get the Johnny from Sing mug.

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 24, 2021

Flag

Get the Johnny Anal mug.

Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.

“Johnny Polito is sooo gay”

by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019

Flag

Get the Johnny Polito mug.