Oodle a noodle

To look at nudes

Why would I want to oodle a noodle from some random online?

I oodled a noodle and I wish I hadn't.

by w34t567u August 26, 2021

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

lawn noodle

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

noodle man

mario

mario is a noodle man

by noodleman13344 January 2, 2021

Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz

The name of a member of a TACO BELL RAMEN NOODLE CULT

Bish that Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz gotta get her TV stuck in her toilet

by AVOCADOSTAPLER August 17, 2018

Noodling

Catfishing with hands.

I went noodling today.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Noodle

What a heterosexual woman becomes, when she drinks too much and makes out with any other female. This is because, a noodle is straight until wet.

Alicia is such a noodle. 3 Shots, then she's swapping spit with any chick willing to make out with her.

by bucbinky May 30, 2016