Pulling a Mike

To pull a Mike is for a man to pull out of a Devil's three-way.

"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."

by hbk420 October 13, 2021

Mike🐸

A sexy man f child, who is in need for his mother to hold him cause he cries every night about having to go back to work...what oh.

Daddy Mikey Mike🐸

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021

Mikey mike

A term used when approaching a group of black men to call yourself gay

Ayyy wassup my names Mikey mike

by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018

Mike Christo

A man who has moves like Jagger

That guy can dance! He is a total Mike Christo.

by forealtas November 8, 2018

Mike Juneau

A man or boy normally 5'7 in height, Scorpio, brown hair brown eyes mostly nice, funny, always there never cheated in his life never would. most caring soul in the world . loves hugs , had a history of leukemia (blood Cancer) on his spinal cord, his father left for the military came home never visited has had 4 wives. (the father not mike) Mike lives with his mother his step dad his 2 sisters and his cousin.

goes to Lumberton HS TX

Do you know MIKE JUNEAU?
yea he's such a mike.

by humber fumperdink March 5, 2019

Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021