Lord finger

The act of snorting crushed candy powder.

I crushed those mints and took the Lord Finger.

by WeweeSankido June 25, 2016

good lord

An exclamation to God for some reason, usually in shock.

Person One:Good lord! I don't believe I ate that entire tub of bean dip!
Person Two:Fatass!

by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 21, 2004

lords lettuce

this that medicated shit

this is me using the lords lettuce in a sentence

by aurora188702 August 1, 2023

Lord Lacey

A Egregiously drunken bastard, usually characterized by uttering bullshit, lack of balance, and leading the way to oblivion via a "Jack Sparrow Finger".

Mike had 2 much to drink, now he's Lord Lacey!

by Some Pirate October 17, 2008

lord taargus

A mediocre author that is the ultimate Facebook douche.

John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.

by Lord Taargus eats male snatch February 18, 2018

toe lord

the meaning by which you call someone if they like or is erected by toes.

Did you hear about Jeffery, i heard he was a toe lord.

by JuiceRiva November 2, 2018

Egg lord

Humpty Dumpty. beach.

Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord

by edgelord191 February 11, 2019