your dad lesbian

An alternative to, "your mom gay". +10 ATK

Retard 1: your mom gay, haha!
4th grade niggas: XD
Retard 2: your dad lesbian!
4th grade niggas: OOO0000000ooooo

by The Whale Bear May 11, 2018

bambi lesbian

an asexual lesbian ; a lesbian more interested in kissing and cuddling

“i think i’m a bambi lesbian, i’m asexual.”

by sakinno June 19, 2020

gold star lesbian

A lesbian who has never slept with a man.

Sometimes I forget my girlfriend has slept with men... I'm a gold star lesbian.

by GirlNextDoor636 May 18, 2006

National Lesbian day

EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL LESBIAN DAY, SAY IT WITH ME SEXUALITY ISN'T A CHOICE BE YOU AND BE PROUD!

Oh, today is national lesbian day, I'm excited for tomorrows national lesbian day

by Just a lesbian October 24, 2020

Meow Mix Lesbian

An old woman whose husband has died, leaving her very lonely, so she and her other widowed friend live together with their 50 cats.

Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were so lonely after their husbands died, so they decided to become meow mix lesbians.

by lovingmy69cats June 29, 2011

Facebook Lesbian

A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.

Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."

by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006

Ur dad lesbian

An ironic statement, demeaning towards your dad. It implies he is a lady(or a sissy) and enjoys the company of other like-minded individuals.

Guy: ur mum gay

You deeply inhale
You: Ur dad lesbian!
Ground burns, oxygen depletes.

by Johnny665 March 16, 2018