A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
Get the Mind Over Splattermug. weak attempt to try to hook up with a girl. she must really not be into you if she wont show you any skin. im pretty sure the cut off to admitting this is no later than 6th grade, but i dont know how kids act now a days.
I was trying to have sex with this girl over last summer....Good news is that I DID get some over the shirt action from that chic
by mr. earlobes March 12, 2009
Get the over the shirt actionmug. a sex move where the girl lays on the bed doggy style while the guy thrusts his pelvis aggressively into the girl’s vagina
by bigdicknigha January 14, 2018
Get the Run me overmug. The feeling you have the day after having one too many heavily hopped craft beers. Variation a normal booze hangover.
by Chaz Bono June 4, 2011
Get the Hop-overmug. According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.
by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018
Get the tripping over a tissuemug. Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.
Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist … “Do you think I’ve paid all that money to shit over a stick!”
by 1BigEck October 7, 2022
Get the to shit over a stickmug. A beer gut.
by Drawn & Quarterly April 25, 2010
Get the Shelf over the toyboxmug.