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Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024
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hours of operation

A phenomenon on the show The Amazing Race where a team with a serious lead can have it completely wiped out by the operating hours of the next challenge.
"Dude, we were 7 hours ahead, we had a huge lead, but then, we hit the challenge. Hours of operation 10am - 5 pm. Damn!"
by T. W. Bush September 6, 2005
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happy hour

At a swinger party, the one time where all of the men and women climax. This event is very rare and only happens to the luckiest of people.
"Bro, it was happy hour at that swinger party! the moaning noise was at 69 decibels!"

"damn, son"
by Anqrygole May 6, 2018
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Depression hour

When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows
Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
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Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.
Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.
by Mittyymm December 14, 2018
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crappy hour

Span of time used to bitch about work or life in general. Can be considered a therapy session.
I am so frustrated with my co-workers, I need a crappy hour with friends.
by Anotherkaren December 7, 2022
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Stupid Hour

The block of time after waking up in which your IQ drops to 10.
I can't do math right now, it's still stupid hour
by Abitscrewy May 12, 2018
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