Hipster

The most overused pejorative ever.

When I don't like someone, I find someway to brand them a hipster

by Grawrl April 13, 2013

Hipster

Someone who had their apartment burn down and who lost everything, Creating a sub conscious personality that breeds a strong rejection of society's common viewpoint on most things. Often followed by denial of being a hipster. This type of personality is exceptionally educated but ofter portrays the inability to do things properly.

A used car salesman who doesnt sell many cars, is a hipster. Because if you are a used car salesman and follow the societal ways you will succeed.

by Shycetasian August 1, 2013

hipster

Someone who's too mainstream to call themselves a hipster.

Josh: Naw bruh i don't drink coffee no more, just organic tea.
Brendan: Youz a hipster man
Josh: What?! No. That's too mainstream bruh. Gotta go catch Coldplay perform at this subtle underground stadium. I'll blog about it on my boho tumblr. Shalom.

by that-handle October 2, 2014

hipster-gangsta

A person who wears jogger jeans and they're caps backwards. They also like punk rock and gangsta rap and prefer bands like Crazy Town and The Bloodhound Gang. Most hipster-gangsta's or gangsta-hipster's eat chewing gum a lot and aren't criminals or anything.

I was walking down the street and I saw 3 teens wearing jogger jeans, backward caps and 2 were wearing old trainers and hoodies. They looked like hipster-gangsta's or gangsta-hipster's

by rtl74 June 11, 2014

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014

hipster

The enemy of the emo. The two groups generally hate each other. Emo people will generally try to drown hipsters in the mainstream, while hipsters will put the emos in a circle room so they have no corner to cry in.

"Ugh. It's a hipster." Says the emo girl.

"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.

*war begins*

by emotional emo June 2, 2015

hipster

an individual who defines themself by what they're not instead of who they are

that hipster is so afraid to just live that they reject everything and act like they're better for it

by ihrindaria April 11, 2023