1) Morgan Fraley DO YOU HAVE HAIR? (yes you do and it is red)
2) Are you going to the strip club? Do you have hair?
2) Are you going to the strip club? Do you have hair?
by b0wthr0wer August 25, 2005
Get the Do You Have Hair?mug. If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."
"you should have bought a squirrel."
by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008
Get the you should have bought a squirrelmug. This phrase came about after a Con-man by the man of George C. Parker sold the Brooklyn Bridge twice a week for 30 years.
LINK: https: // en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_C._Parker
LINK: https: // en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_C._Parker
Person 1: Hey I hear the Earth is a Globe.
Person 2: OH Yeah? I have a bridge to sell you /I have a bridge, do you want to buy it?
Person 2: OH Yeah? I have a bridge to sell you /I have a bridge, do you want to buy it?
by JohnnyReaper May 20, 2016
Get the I have a bridge to sell youmug. A way of asking someone if they are retarded.
A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.
A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.
Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"
Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"
Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"
by NickLover July 2, 2008
Get the Have you seen my baseball?mug. A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.
CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.
CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.
Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."
by buy me free games November 4, 2018
Get the Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust?mug. Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!
by authOOr June 28, 2006
Get the I have X-ray visionmug. When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.
by Emory February 12, 2006
Get the I have to pee like a monstermug.