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hammerhead

when a man is inappropriate with a woman during sex (shits on her, punches her, hits her, etc.), and the disgruntled woman whips out a hammer and smacks him in the fucking face until he is dead. then she takes his money and runs away. then she blames it on self defense, or just has sex with the policemen to get away with it.
tenzin tried to give me an alabama hotpocket, so i took out my trusty hammer and hammerheaded his sorry ass. now he is dead. muahahaha.
by lhamo_is_zema December 7, 2009
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hamberry

the moist meaty residue, left stranded within the beard and around the oral orifice of a person (usualy overweight), after hastily scoffing eastern european meat products.
"Pardon me for being rude wolfgang dear boy, but you appear to have some hamberrys clinging to your beard"
by Danny Glover Jr August 30, 2007
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Hamberto

A fat digusting steriod user who has thousands of pictures of girls who he thinks are fine from the same high school that he attends and doesnt even know them.
Hamberto got rejected to PROM by his MoM.
by David Laura2 December 15, 2007
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hammer toss

For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.
Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.
by Hammertoss May 30, 2008
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Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.
Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.
by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010
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Hamberg

Going Titanically Hard As a Mother ***er. Putting the ice berg into the hamanity of going ham, and the icicle into Ralphie's eye, after he went hamberg with a Red Ryder BB Gun.
Crewman: "There's no way we'll dodge it!"
Captain: "Hambergin' it."

"Goin' hamberg in the rental!"

"I will drop kick this Hamberg"
by kariusvega December 5, 2011
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hammerhead

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.
Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."
by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017
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