by Hockey flow February 17, 2019
Get the Hockey hairmug. Facial hair found on a woman. It can be very noticeable like a grand moustache or it may nearly invisible.
Guy 1: Have you talked to Jessica yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!
by Rob0t Smasher September 30, 2013
Get the femacial hairmug. The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.
Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.
by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010
Get the the invisible hairmug. The intimate space created by a woman's long hair. When a man is lying on his back and the woman is sitting on him, kissing him, and her long hair falls in such a way as to block out everything except their two faces.
by TakeMeAnywhere March 5, 2011
Get the hair housemug. On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.
Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."
Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"
Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."
Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"
Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."
Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"
Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."
Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"
Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."
by PassiveSavage November 27, 2012
Get the Scubic Hairmug. When you snowball, but with a fart. Someone farts in your mouth and you pass it back and forth keeping a vacuum all the while so the air tightness will not break.
by Dirtmcgirtbruh January 6, 2017
Get the Hair dryermug. 