Ginger Snap Surprise

When engaging in intercourse with a dirty ginger rat, turn around and grab a handful of pubic hair, pull out the pubic hair (causing the snap sound) when the ginger bends over in pain, ejaculate all over his/her disgusting hideous red hair.
While Matt Milliken was railing Lebron James, Lebron turned around and gave him a ginger snap surprise.
by Jablomee June 26, 2008
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Ginger Pilgrim

The title of the legendary and original ginger haired pilgrim Michael Jordan (not the basketball player !)
all bow before the ginger pilgrim !!!
hey is that the ginger pilgrim lets worship him !!!!
by Joe willbourne April 27, 2005
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Black asian ginger jew

The rarest kind of human specie.
Yo Tim! Check it out, its a black asian ginger jew petting that rock.
by EvAN the boy wonder~ February 08, 2012
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Do gingers have souls

A deep philosophical question, it's the questioning of whether or not hair colouring effects your spiritual aspects in any form. Gingers are particularly a curious bunch and the Grand Council is constantly debating whether or not they even have souls, let alone how powerful or potent it is.

The current conclusion is "maybe" although current tests are so far proving negative results. After several sacrifices of volunteering gingers, soul value has yet to be seen. Grand Council member Isaac Pincledic has documented this and has come to the conclusion they probably don't, or if so it's smaller than your average Wisp or Fairy.

"Being a Ginger is basically the gods' way of saying 'Fuck you' it seems" Dr. Pincledic explained. "We are still testing however, as we got one soul so far. Selective breeding camps have been made, now we just play the waiting game."

These camps found at the centre of Mount Doom are now the primary testing/sacrificial grounds, they allow the Grand Council to test with various types of gingers in various demographics. Promising news was found in which several "Ginger Grannies" were found to indeed possess soul value, Dr. Pincledic has come to the conclusion that the reason these grandmas are so sweet is because of the rise in soul value, further testing as been initiated.
"We must ask ourselves. Do gingers have souls?"
"Gingers have souls!"
"Only the grannies"

~Argument between a meme and Isaac Pincledic.
by Dusk Ealain October 11, 2016
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National Kill A Ginger Day

On October 20, any hate crimes against gingers are completely legal, especially murder! Enjoy yourselves as we normal hair colored people bask in the sunlight as mutants (gingers) experience a mass genocide.
I’m so excited! National Kill A Ginger Day is coming up!
by Squeberchlyn October 17, 2019
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Kick a Ginger Kicker Day

Kick a Ginger Kicker Day is the day after when Gingers everywhere can retaliate and kick all Ginger Kickers on October 21.
The Ginger in school that was kicked for having characteristics of a Ginger on Kick a Ginger Day gathered all of his Ginger friends the day after Kick a Ginger Kicker day to Kick all Ginger Kickers. Therefor it must be "Kick a Ginger Kicker Day." Which would fall on October 21.
by sarwya July 05, 2016
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5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger
by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010
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