horny Evan

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by anonymous October 17, 2021

Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.

Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.

by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025

Evan

A Chad but named evan. We call him nuggie daddy

An Evan is a doggy looking creamy

by Lover of chunky horses January 17, 2022

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

rosa evans

Rosa Evans is the most amazing person in your life. She is smart and focused. She is really funny and has a good sense of humour. She's the best girl to be in a relationship with. She's so caring and loves everyone so much. And everyone wants to be friends with her

Person no1 : "is that the new girl, she's so peng!!!"

Person no2: " yes she's rosa Evans, I wish I was friends with her!!!"

by Sy10001 November 12, 2017

Evan

sucks dick on the daily

Evan really likes to suck dick

by samuel sucks January 21, 2020

Evan seklecki

Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap

Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?

Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.

Person 1: yeah doe

by Evanisagod September 2, 2019