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Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.
"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"
by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020
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Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.
Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.
by TheCheri July 27, 2010
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Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
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rainbow disease

It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act and dress like the opposite gender, it is an absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE
all the LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"
by unknown604 May 13, 2024
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Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.
“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”
by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022
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Kawasaki's disease

An Eli Tomac fan says stuff like "Eli Tomac is the best because he rides the edge," doesn't admit that the style of riding is very bipolar.
Poor guy he has Kawasaki's disease, he couldn't accept Cooper Web's championship win.
by KtmMasterrace May 30, 2019
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Disease

Disease meaning: a type of bacteria that is harmful and if not treated it may result in Death.
Hey I got a disease…
THEN GO AND GET THAT CHECKED UP!
by ALonelySprinkle February 9, 2022
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