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Dirt Neck

When someone is dirty
Harry hasn't showered in a while, he is such a dirt neck
by SoggyWaffles:) December 3, 2021
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Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.
“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018
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Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction
Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
by BoJakson October 25, 2024
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"Dirt Floor" Court Room

Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
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Dirt road

by anonymous May 11, 2021
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dirt circle double

When you’re eating ass with a fat dip in and the girl lights up a cigarette in her pussy.
I gave Becky Lynn the ol’ dirt circle double last night down in the porta-potty.
by Broomssss September 29, 2020
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dirt

ima take a dirt
by greenseqquoiaocean October 22, 2020
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