Cum-Surrender

The act of ejaculating during a sub-conscious, less-preferred, or unwanted fantasy.

“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”

“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”

“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”

“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”

by dborlando August 26, 2018

Cum crust

The act of cumming on her chest and letting it dry out giving it that glazed donut texture and feeding it to her

Did u like that cum crust last night

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Cum Scummer

Someone who picks up cum scum

Decklen is such a cum scummer.

by Knifingbeast58 January 23, 2022

cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.

Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!

by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017

Cum of shame

When your mastering and someone walks in on you.

Oh dog. I was jerking it last week and my sis walked in and I had to do the cum of shame

by Buttergolm May 14, 2016

Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

by Luciepoo March 12, 2022

Cum Goblets

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.

1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"

by QUEENOFTHEUNICORN, HER GRACE August 17, 2010