cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".

Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

by joebohobitz April 17, 2011

Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.

Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!

by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011

Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

Cock Blockie

A cock blocker that blocks another cock blockers cock.

The man was about to have sexual intercourse with his date when the bartender came up and cock blocked him. The bartender then tried to have sexual intercourse with the mans date when the Cock Blockie cock blocked the cock blocker.

by Cock Blocking 202 October 10, 2009

Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.

He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching

by PMPs September 19, 2016

cock date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a male.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a cock date.

I have a cock date tonight with this new guy I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

cock funnel

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.

You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.

by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011