Bitch bumped

When you don't answer your phone and it goes to voicemail.

Purposely ignoring a call and sending the caller to voicemail.

Tony totally bitch bumped me when I called him.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

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Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

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Bumped

Going to pick up money after a job is completend , yet never actually collecting due too many sob stories that always happen when you need to pay actual money

"Went to Dave for that green and guess what?
BUMPED!!!!!!

by Stilloriginaligloo October 28, 2020

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A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes

“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”

by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022

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