breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun November 1, 2013

The Breath Of Versailles

When you kill people.

Person 1: Hey, do you kill people.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 7, 2025

breath transfer sex play

When you deliberately don't brush your teeth for a couple of days

Then as you undress the female, you mouth breath in front of her nose, letting the stink be inhaled through her lungs

Then you demand her to masturbate, to finger herself

There is no escape from your breath, if she tries to escape, you pin her down

also, you start fapping in front of her (optional, but would feel better), when you force her into submission

breath transfer sex play, when ordinary stale sterile sex gets too old

by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

Breathe

what i call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess?
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a breathe.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Batty Breath

This is when ones breath stinks that bad it smells like an anus

“You have batty breath”

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

Breathe giggle

When someone exhales short and quick breathes but also sounds like they are giggling or laughing at the same time. Short bursts of quite laughter.

"She likes to breathe giggle so that way her laugh isn't too loud to wake everyone else up."

by dumpling765 December 20, 2019

Fire Breathing Dragon

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.

(After the Fire Breathing Dragon) *digestive tract getting destroyed by all the carbonation*

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025