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Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence
Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal
by jjournall June 23, 2022
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Chipotle Brain

The feeling you get after eating a burrito and taco from anywhere but Chipotle, then every picture of a chain restaurant looks like a Chipotle. Often associated as a form of food coma.
"Cate sent me a snapchat from a foodcourt and I had really bad Chipotle Brain."
by thepoetix May 27, 2014
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dude brain

Dudebrain is when you are thinking about sex during a totally innocent and nonchalant conversation with a woman or a man (if tthats your preference).
"Man sorry that chick that walked by got me dude brained."
"Sorry I haven't gotten laid in a while. Dude brain happens."
by jennaveveism April 5, 2014
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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angel brains

When a person is always thinking about the well being of others almost as much as an angel. Or a girl that once you have sex with her, your brain turns to mush because her vagina was too heavenly for you to even.
Stephanie's angel brains sent me straight to the E.R. it was so Godly.
by dstorm94 June 13, 2016
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Custard Brain

A "Dead Shit" - cannot comprehend normal activities, conversations. Do not get stuck with a custard brain at a counter.
Just got served by a Custard Brain
by Grazer27 September 16, 2015
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