goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

down there hair

pubic hair. it's the hair that's "down there"

I was having sex with shirly and she pulled my down there hair so I slapped her titty

by SweetDoggyM September 5, 2016

Hair Nest

A tangled mass of long pubic hair.

"That girl needs to shave her hair nest!"

by Coolbeans9000 November 10, 2009

cunk hair

The hair between a particularly disgusting anus and vagina.

He had dingleberries and cunk hair in his mouth after administering cunnilingus to the old prostitute.

by jamm2011 May 29, 2014

Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

by xwickedxxpediax January 12, 2021

Hockey hair

Usually long and curly and all the hottest dudes have it.

That dude has some hot hockey hair

by Hockey flow February 17, 2019

the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.

Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.

by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010