1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".
2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."
2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
Get the Childingmug. .
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
Get the Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.mug. Oh, look there go the fish child Owen in the water again, he must seem to think he is a fish. No wonder they call him fish-child.
by BB_Gun January 10, 2018
Get the Fish-childmug. The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”
“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”
“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”
“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”
“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”
“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
by Cockokok July 30, 2021
Get the Childemug. Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 2, 2023
Get the poster childmug. Childe is the ed Sheeran of genshin impact.
by Weirdasbaji December 7, 2022
Get the Childemug. Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course
Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course
Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
Get the Child fuckermug.