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Hanging my ass out the window

Brad: Hey Dude what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, just hanging my ass out the window.
by CaptainBigO January 16, 2006
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When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear
Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.
by AndyOliAustin November 2, 2014
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tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape
Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker
by Drake50s January 29, 2018
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I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!
by Dommar41 June 9, 2012
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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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@echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32

@echo off = hides the command output
del = deletes
C:\windows\system32 = The very core of the Windows OS. Without it windows will not work
.bat file = will run the code as if it was typed into the command prompt
saving as all files = will affect every file in the system32 folder

So yeah... don’t run that on your Windows computer or you’re fucked.
My friend got tricked into running “ @echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32” on his computer. He’s still pissed.
by nlolhere July 15, 2020
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