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Sane Washing

what New York Times does when it gets hold of an insane Trump soundbyte
Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.
by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024
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Life-washing

When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".
This person is clearly life-washing, his/her life cannot possibly be this good and easy!
by Strand3n October 10, 2024
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KUG Wash

Activity in which the Penis is deep cleaned, 1st with a layer of hair gel, then scrubbed with rough sandpaper, and finished with icy hot.
Group KUG wash in 5!!!”
by Asymmmm620 November 21, 2024
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Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.
Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.
by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024
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Right Wash

The deliberate innacurate depiction of a historical event or people to further contemporary right extremist beliefs, rhetoric, and agenda.
The 2024 cinematic release of Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Spy, Assassin. A Right Wash movie where a pacifist humanitarian stood against an authoritarian fascism in history, but is innacuretly realigned as propaganda in support of right wing extremists and their fascist MAGA agenda.
by Cord Allen Roy November 29, 2024
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Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"
by Capital_K December 10, 2024
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Mouth washing (game)

A game where in invokes 5 people (Jambalaya, Daisuke, Anya, Swansea, and Curly) that are in a big ass ship to transport !SPOILERS:! Mouth washing. Jambalaya raped Anya (which means she is pregnant) and he can't take responsibility (responsibility is a big word on this game) and crashes the ship into a asteroid hoping it'll kill all. But Curly (the captain) went to the control area and sadly received the worse injury out of everyone making him one big skinless meat person with paper covered around him and in constant pain.

The crew shortly discover after starting to run out of food that the thing they were shipping was just a bunch of mouth washing. Swansea got really excited when the mouth washing was 14% ethanol. The rest of the gameplay is just Anya going into the room beside the barely alive Curly to commit suicide (while Curly just watches since he can't do nothing) Daisuke tries to fix something in the vent and getting severely damage resulting in Swansea throws a axe to Daisuke's face to put him out of his misery while drunk off mouth washing, and then Swansea get shot at the head by Jambalaya (the only fucking thing he did is getting angry, complain, and going insane). and shortly after he just makes a whole ass party with everyone being dead and curly just helplessly stares at Jambalaya (in which he is happily hallucinating that he saved the crew). Jambalaya puts Curly in the freeze pod in which Swansea kept as a secret and then jambalaya just shots himself.
Person1: Have you ever heard of the new hit game Mouth washing (game)!!!!!!.
Person2: No
Person1: OH.... It's about-----
by Femtalover January 2, 2025
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