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unicorn glue

Butt spray for when you are taking a crap makes it not stink
I spay it in the toilet and you don’t smell my crap thank you unicorn glue
by Yaassssa May 29, 2018
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Double unicorn

Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”

Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
by JizzJazz the space girl January 12, 2020
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Unicorns

You really saw one of those majestic stabby horses wait, are they called unicorns?
by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020
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unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.
Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
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Squishy Unicorn

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 21, 2021
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Desert Unicorn

A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore
you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro
by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019
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The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her
I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess
by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019
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