turtle fire

When a party or event is sneaky lit.

Dude John this concert is turtle fire.

by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016

Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

Turtle’s Tail

The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.

Dad: Bloody hell! Who’s left this turtle’s tail in ‘ere!

by Dfsjdjdj December 05, 2020

mine turtle

a turtle that explodes when you step on it `

mine turtles explode when you step on them

by marelized mapple November 18, 2019

Nesting Turtle

An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.

Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"

by SlayersRUs March 12, 2014

turtle tunnel

uncircumcised penis

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.

by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010