A person (not necessarily gay, or an uncle, or named Evan) who just want to call so many bad names, but your friends would hate you for it. Female form is Lesbian Aunt Kali
by Too Tun Tonto July 24, 2016

to "bob" someone (like your uncle), which means completely owning or sweeping them off their feet, or in explicit way attacking them with, bitch-slapping him (or clench his face inbetween) a nice pair of bobs. This term is used mostly by indian people, referring to boobs as part of the joke.
The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.
The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.
This godlike plan completely bobs your uncle and everyone else
"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"
"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"
by Dv115 April 16, 2019

My Grand Uncle gave me lots of cookies and made me fat.
My Grand Uncle is very chubby and has a big belly.
My Grand Uncle is very chubby and has a big belly.
by supercutekid November 19, 2011

Look at that trailer park Peckerwood talking ghetto and dancing off time! Typical Reverse Uncle Tom.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 7, 2019

one who is coolest uncle in the world. and one who is making his neice cissy uber sad because he have not yet written her a testimonial on her friendster page even tho he promised her but claims that he didnt.
by Cissy January 4, 2005

A gay uncle Mark is the uncle everyone thinks is gay but can’t admit it to himself. He would have a funky beard and a ponytail that looked like 3 hairs on a horses ass. Typical phrase used would be “Hey mmmaaannn” When laughing he would make the sound of a gay rabbit humping another gay rabbit. Take caution when around people like this. They are easily subdued by the elusive catfish.
by ThaGrizz408 February 7, 2020

A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
by appledanny May 21, 2010
