by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. 
Get the Jordan-cluniemug. Jordan is the most backstabbing, horrible, man to ever exist. He comes to you life and destroys it for you. any letter that starts with a j destroys your life. He completely love bombs you, and expects everything to be okay. He blames you for the relationship, and how it didn’t workout. Jordan is the biggest dick head ever.
??: Hey, are you with jordan?
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
me: no. he left me
??: he left you because its your fault that you guys ended up like this.
me: smd
by suckmyballsackyouni November 20, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. A word the whites now use as a substitute for the ‘n word’ as thinking they’re funny but they’re not .in fact they are just failed abortions.
“ This ‘Jordan’ is wildinn rn”
by Puthayd3stroy3r April 5, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗
by Luvv.Grey July 4, 2022
Get the Jordan Tisdale (JT)mug. Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy
by Isn’t ur mum dead? November 20, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by dj_beans October 26, 2020
Get the Jordanmug.