Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
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Friend: yea i saw him this morning! he was talking about you earlier with his friends
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