Goon

A U.S. citizen who participates in military style firearms and tactical training in order to be proficient in combat. Whether to defend the U.S. mainland from foreign invasion or potential government tyranny.

My friends and I participate in Goon activities.

by Goon1776 August 18, 2022

Shadow Gooning

The process of gooning in a meditative state, as in secretively gooning, often in public, without physically stroking your shi.

synonyms: Shadow Stroking, DFRB special, Hodgin it, Stickin it.

"Damn Jonny, are you shadow gooning with Ben and Nick again? I told you to invite me you fucking asshole."

by Nightjar_7 June 15, 2025

goon squading

Acting wild asf

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road

by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019

Gooning

When sam is being an annoying little b*tch, which is all the time

Sam stop gooning

by boolin.bob January 24, 2024